pretend to speak french
a list of resources for those who want to mock the french language but can't be bothered to actually learn it.
- fetchez la vache - start with this essential text
- a list of french phrases - would wikipedia lead you astray?
- some useful french phrases & pronunciation tips - provides a special section for commenting on fashion
- alternative french dictionary - advanced: for those who want to make the move from irritating to obnoxious
- babelfish online translator - what could go wrong?
- learn french - free online resources
- superfrenchie's blog - cheese-eating surrender monkey sightings and the status of french fries
- comme ci, comme ça.
- chacun a son goût.
- je m'ennuie.
- moi aussi.